Peach Fuzz
"The doctor said it should grow back in 4 to 6 weeks." I write. Staring at my mother, she doesn't seem jolly. "Is that all he said? What else?" She asks. "No Kissing. No Straws." I scribble.
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Jesus Was A Zombie: The Remix
Remix: To alter and modify pre-existing texts into something new, commonly faster, weirder and not as good as the original.
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Jesus Was A Zombie
FACT: "If you believe in and worship Jesus from the Christian bible, then you also have to pay tithing to Zombies."
That's right, your mandatory ten percent donate it where you please.
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Papercuts?
Everybody dreams. Some say dreams have meanings. Others say it just a jumble of your thoughts and daily events misconstrued. Some people experience the phenomenon known as Déjà Vu'.
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Ban Icicles!
Icicle: The perfect murder weapon. Think about it. As the media downpour decelerates to a steady rain of fake tears, I have realized this holiday season I'm thankful for one thing. Dumb people.
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Freelance & Black Death
Reading the title, you might immediately ask, how can being a creative entrepreneur and a pandemic that depopulated Europe share any similarities? Or you might ask yourself...
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Do You Have Blahbernation?
Do you suffer from extreme tiredness? Depression? Chronic pain? Do you currently find yourself roaming the Earth with empty pockets? Having your personal belongings break?
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Sucker Punching God
God. God is cruel? God is math? God is a character? God is a crutch? God is an egomaniac? God is? I flip-flop on what "God," could be. But for this post, let's just assume "God" refers to some almighty being...
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Who Watches the Watchers
Finally, I'm going to let my hardcore-SciFi-conspiracy-theory flag fly! Wave it proud Sundae, wave it proud…….Supersonic and chaotic as this year has been....
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The Days of Being a Smelly Dishwasher
It's time for the first post of 2013. 13 days into this year and all I can is God-Damn-it! The New Year hasn't brought any relief. I continue to run screaming in terror from the bottomless monster...
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Thank You & Fuck You
The real inspiration and motivation to turn notes, into publications have been the fine people whom roam this great setting well call Earth. They are also the people who suck gapping assholes...
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Destroying Work is Important
I was digging through years of data and found this photo. Personally I think this image is pretty fucking rad. But after looking at it again, I remembered an important meaning about ones' work.
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Pandas: The Last Samurais
I daydream as much as I can, zoning out thinking of my usual strange and absurd thoughts. And yes, this post is about one of those bizarre reflections, which is about Pandas.
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Natural Person versus Non-Ordinary Person
But before I take a much-needed sabbatical, I leave my dear readers with some advice. I mean who doesn't like free advice from a complete stranger?
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Sunshine & Hollywood: Nomads of NWI
Ten years ago, I was 16, a solid buck-forty high school junior, undergoing the hideous transition of peach fuzz to stubble. My best buddy of that era, and who still is today, was/is Brad.
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